Golf Joke Of The Day

How Many Riders

Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.

The pro asked, “Did you guys have a good game today?”

The first old guy said, “Yes, I had three riders today.”

The second old guy said, “I had the most riders ever. I had five.”

The third old guy said, “I had seven riders, the same as last time.”

The last old man said, “I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today.”

After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, “I’ve been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what’s a rider?”

The pro said, “A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart and ride to it.”

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Iffy Weather Today and Tomorrow

Weekday Special Rates All Day
Thursday and Friday!

Due to the somewhat suspect weather reports for rain over the next two days, Pine Valley will extend our Weekday Special rates to all day on Thursday and Friday.

18 Holes w/cart for $21.00 and 9 Holes w/cart for $15.00. 

Highland Middle School Golf

The Highland Middle School Golfers will be at Pine Valley every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday afternoons from 3:15 pm till 5 pm. We are glad to have these young people here working to keep golf alive. Open play will still be going on using the opposite 9 from the kids on Tuesday and Friday.

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Golf Joke Of The Day

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Golf Carts: Did You Know

Accidents and injuries

Something happens to some people when they get behind the wheel of a golf cart. Some think it is a 4 wheeler and they can go anywhere or through anything with it. Some treat them like demolition derby cars and some think they are at the Indianapolis 500. A golf cart is a motorized moving vehicle just like your car and most people wouldn’t treat their cars like this so why do some golfers feel entitled to treat a golf courses property with out regard. Here is some information on cart accidents and injuries. When you come and play golf here or at any other course, please be safe when driving a golf cart.

Some of the main causes of injury related to golf cart accidents included cart overturn, falling/jumping from a moving golf cart, collision with another vehicle or stationary object, struck/run over by a cart, getting into or out of a moving cart. Out of all these, “falling or jumping from a golf cart” was the most common cause of injury for both adults and children.[12]

The most common type of injury was soft tissue damage, usually just bruises, followed by fractures, constituting 22.3% of the cases, and lacerations, accounting for 15.5% of injuries.[12] Other types of injuries include concussions, internal injuries, subdural hematoma, spinal cord injury, or acute respiratory compromise. While rare, a few cases had severe outcomes: 4 fatalities, 2 paraplegic, and 1 quadriplegic injuries have been documented.[13]

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Golf Joke Of The Day

A U.S. citizen is vacationing on his own in Ireland. He decides to play a round of golf and is paired with three local gents.

He takes a few practice swings, steps up to the first tee, and proceeds to hook the ball out of bounds. He shakes his head, reaches in his pocket, and re-tees another ball. He tells his playing partners that he is taking a Mulligan. He pounds one down the center of the fairway about 280 yards out.

With a big smile, he asks the others “In the U.S., we call that a Mulligan; was wondering what you called it here in Ireland.”

After a moment of silence, one of the locals replies, “Hitting three.”

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A Beautiful Day

What a beautiful morning this morning and Pine Valley is calling, come play, come play. Weekday Special till noon $21 for 18 and a cart and $15 for 9. Book online or give me a call at 330-335-3375

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Golf Joke Of The Day

“Bad day at the course,” a guy tells his wife. “Charlie had a heart attack on the third hole.”

“That’s terrible!” she says.

“You’re telling me,” the husband replies. “All day long, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie.”

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Forecast: Sun, Sun & Golf

Saturday and Sunday show nothing but sunny 80 degree temperatures. Perfect for golf. Book your tee time online or give us a call at 330-335-3375 and don’t miss out on this beautiful weekend.

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Looking For Leagues and Traveling Leagues

  • This could be you and your group

If your weekly league is looking for a new home, Pine Valley would love to be your new home. We offer 18 holes which you can alternate weekly, If you belong to a travel league we would welcome the opportunity for your group to come and play. Call Steve at the clubhouse to talk about available dates and rates. 330-335-3375

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Welcome to the Weekend

Great Tee Times Still Available

Enjoy 18 holes of golf this weekend here at Pine Valley. You can call us at 330-335-3375 or book it online.

View from behind the first green

A wonderful layout that is challenging and fun for all skill and age levels

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