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A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he’d try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said “Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green.” The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. “Now what?” the fellow asked the speechless pro. “Uh… you’re supposed to hit the ball into the cup” the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. The retiree replied, “Oh great! NOW you tell me!”
By KEVIN CUNNINGHAM Wednesday, September 05, 2018
The European team roster for the 2018 Ryder Cup is officially set. On Wednesday, European captain Thomas Bjorn made his four captain’s picks for this year’s event at Le Golf National in France. Bjorn tapped veterans Paul Casey, Sergio Garcia, Ian Poulter and Henrik Stenson to round out the European side.
They will join the eight players who automatically qualified for the team on points: Francesco Molinari, Justin Rose, Tyrrell Hatton, Tommy Fleetwood, Jon Rahm, Rory McIlroy, Alex Noren, and Thorbjorn Olesen. Olesen earned the final automatic spot following the tournaments last weekend.
Ian Poulter
Ryder Cup record: 12-4-2 (4-0-1 singles)
Qualifications: Poulter has been a stalwart of the European Ryder Cup team since 2004. He seems to raise his game to new heights every two years for this event, and his near-flawless record proves just how valuable he is to this team. He missed the roster in 2016 but was chosen as a vice captain to help lead the group from the sidelines. Europe is hoping Poulter’s return to the course will provide the spark needed to reclaim the cup.
Recent form: Less than a year ago, it looked like Poulter would never play on the PGA Tour again, let alone compete in a Ryder Cup. But the tenacious Englishman put up an incredible comeback in 2018. He won the Houston Open in April and added six top-25 finishes on the PGA Tour since.
Paul Casey
Ryder Cup record: 3-2-4 (1-1-1 singles)
Qualifications: Casey first made the European team in 2004, but he has not played the Ryder Cup in 10 years. However, he’s seen a bit of a career renaissance in recent years. Casey is well-liked by his fellow pros and should prove to be a solid veteran presence in the locker room.
Recent form: Following years of on-course struggles, Casey turned his career around in the past two seasons. That return to form culminated in his second PGA Tour victory at the Valspar Championship in March, where he held off a charging Tiger Woods. Casey also finished T2 at the Travelers Championship and has five total top-5s this season.
Ian Poulter, Henrik Stenson, Sergio Garcia and Paul Casey were chosen as captain’s picks for the 2018 European Ryder Cup team.
Sergio Garcia
Ryder Cup record: 19-11-7 (3-4-1)
Qualifications: Garcia’s Ryder Cup resume speaks for itself. One of the greatest European team players of all time, Garcia has been on every Ryder Cup team since 1999, except for 2010 when he served as a vice captain. Sergio’s energy and enthusiasm in the Ryder Cup is unrivaled, and no doubt captain Bjorn values what he brings to the team off the course as much, if not more than any points he earns.
Recent form: It has been an ugly year for Sergio. Though he finally broke through and won his first major at the 2017 Masters, his play since has been highly suspect. He has only three top-10 finishes in 2018 and has missed eight cuts in 15 events.
Henrik Stenson
Ryder Cup record: 7-7-2 (2-2-0)
Qualifications: Henrik Stenson would normally be an obvious pick for any Ryder Cup team. He’s a veteran of the event, a recent major champion, and not long ago was a regular in the top 10 of the world rankings. He’s also a fiery competitor who has an incredible ability to stay in control in high-pressure situations on the course. But his recent form is not exactly ideal.
Recent form: Speaking of his play of late, Stenson has had a tough year on Tour, at least by his high standards. The 2016 Open champ missed the cut at last month’s PGA Championship and finished T69 in his most recent event at the Dell Technologies Championship. His last win came in 2016, and since he has fallen all the way to No. 22 in the world rankings.
The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from the Prime Minister of Israel.
“Your Holiness,” said one of the cardinals, “the Prime Minister wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the frien
dship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”
The Pope thought this was a good idea, but he had never played golf. “Do we have a cardinal who plays who can represent me?” he asked.
“None that play well,” the cardinal replied. “But there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is very devout. We can offer to make him a cardinal, then ask him to play as your personal representative. Besides showing our spirit of cooperation, we’ll win the match.”
Everyone agreed it was a good idea and the call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play.
The day after the match, Nicklaus came to the Vatican to report to the Pope. “I have some good news and some bad news, your Holiness,” the golfer told the Pope.
“Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicklaus.”
“I don’t like to brag, but even though I’ve played some great golf in my life, this was the best I’ve ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons accurate and purposeful, and my putting perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous.” And
there’s bad news?” asked the Pope.
“Yes,” Nicklaus sighed. “I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Woods.”
The world’s hottest player and the two greatest golfers of the generation will be joining the U.S. Ryder Cup team. No surprises there, eh? American team captain Jim Furyk announced the three additions to the team on Tuesday evening and you know them by their first names: Bryson, Phil and Tiger. Their qualifications are below.
Tiger Woods
U.S. Ryder Cup team record: 13-14-2 (4-1-1 singles)
Qualifications: Arguably the greatest golfer of all time. Fourteen-time major champ. A freshly-fused fiery force. What more qualifications do you want? This is Tiger Woods.
Recent form: Missing a win, sure. But Woods has been solid or better for the majority of the year. He’s made 13 of his last 14 cuts, has three top-six finishes in his last six starts and contended for the two most recent major titles. More importantly, he’s ascended from No. 1,199 to No. 26 in the world. Not a bad climb for less than a year’s work.
Phil Mickelson
U.S. Ryder Cup team record: 18-20-7 (5-5-1 singles)
Qualifications: Lefty has been on, like, a bajillion of these teams. He’s a de facto vice captain, big-time locker room force and master ping-pong player. Plus he’s one of the world’s all-time legendary money game match play maniacs. Oh, and there are the 43 Tour wins and five majors. Sure, his Ryder Cup record isn’t actually that great. But Phil worked his way to the edge of automatic qualifying! He’d have been impossible to leave off.
Recent form: Heck, how recent do you want to get? His most recent round came at yesterday’s Dell Technologies Championship, and it was a doozy: eight-under 63, the best round in the field. Top-15 finishes in the last two tournaments suggests an upward trend for Mickelson, who started the year red-hot but cooled over the summer.
Bryson DeChambeau
U.S. Ryder Cup team record: 0-0-0
Qualifications: World No. 7. Winner of four events in fourteen months. World’s hottest player. Big-time patriot (he attended the last Ryder Cup as a fan!). Modern revolutionary. Did we mention World No. 7? That would make him the fourth-highest on the U.S. team. This 24-year-old appears to be here to stay.
Recent form: Again, your form can’t get much better than winning the two most recent golf tournaments against the best players in the world. Bryson DeChambeau has arrived.
The picks are in! Bryson DeChambeau, Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods will represent the U.S. team in France.
A friend of Henry’s dies suddenly. A week later, he comes back to tell his friend how great Heaven is.
“Henry,” he says, “you won’t believe it, but there is golf in Heaven.”
“That is wonderful!” Henry replies.
“Don’t be so thrilled,” his friend tells him. “You have a tee-off time scheduled for Saturday.”
Michael started Saturday on cleaning up and fixing the bunkers. He finished cleaning out the back nine and we will be working on the front nine this weekend.
Senior Caddies
Jim-Bob showed up at his golf club one day to discover that the club had begun a program using seniors as caddies. One day a week, the club replaced all its regular caddies with senior citizens.
“It’s a new program,” the club starter explained. “All the seniors we hired live at the old folks’ home down the road. But they are in terrific physical shape, and we’re just trying to help them earn a little extra money, get some exercise and stay young.”
That sounded like a noble idea to Jim-Bob, so he set off to the first tee with his 75-year-old caddie. When Jim-Bob finished up on No. 18, the starter asked him how it went.
“Well,” Jim-Bob said, “my caddie was nice guy and he tried really hard. But his eyes were bad. He just couldn’t see far enough to help me find all my shots.”
The starter was apologetic. “I’m sorry. Come back next week and I promise I’ll get you a caddie who can see just fine.”
A week later, Jim-Bob returned. He headed to the first tee, and this time his caddie was 80 years old.
Jim-Bob was a little worried, but his concerns disappeared after his first tee shot.
It was booming drive, around 300 yards but a little offline. “Do you have it?” Jim-Bob asked, “I lost it in the sun.” “Don’t worry,” the elderly caddie replied, “I saw exactly where it landed.”
Jim-Bob and his caddie started up the fairway in the direction where the old man said he’d seen the ball. But Jim-Bob started to get a little worried when they began wandering a bit, the caddie seemingly unsure of the exact location.
“What’s the matter?” Jim-Bob asked, “I thought you said you saw where it went.”
“Oh, yes sir, I saw exactly where the ball went,” the caddie replied.
“Then where is it?”
The caddie replied, “I forgot.