Eggs..?
Golf balls are like eggs.
They’re white.
Sold by the dozen.
And a week later you have to buy some more.
A golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer. “I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”
“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”
Now through July 31st enjoy 18 holes w/cart for $25 and 9 holes w/cart for $15 from Noon to 6 pm.
You can book tee times online or call us at the clubhouse 330-335-3375
Pine Valley Golf Club
A great location in Medina County, within 15 minutes of the entire Akron metropolitan area and 30 minutes or less from most Cleveland Suburbs, we are conveniently located close to interstate 77 and 76/224 in beautiful Wadsworth, Ohio.